My sister in law gave me this idea... she did a blog titled "the confessions of a 25 year old mommy queen" where she listed some of her deep dark secrets and it really makes you think about some of your own confessions. I decided to give it a go and see what I come up with.
1. I attract freaks and old men. So if you are a friend of mine and you are not an old man you might want to reevaluate yourself.
2. I wish I was a doctor.
3. Brad and I have yo-yo competitions after the girls are in bed.
4. I center my life around when I get to eat next.
5. My biggest fear in life is that my kids won't turn out to be productive, good, God fearing individuals.
6. I once had the whole movie Clueless memorized word for word.
7. I have been on national television, a radio add and a billboard (for those of you who know why, don't leave a comment about it, he he).
8. I hate and won't eat anything that once lived under water.
9. Depending on my mood it is hard to make me laugh...unless you are a dog.
10. Until I was about 19 I thought that when someone said the word "bless you" after someone sneezed they were saying "ble shoe." Which I thought was just some weird nonsense word like "gazoontite," but gazoontite isn't even a nonsense word. It is actually Gesundheit which means good health in German.
11. I never knew a pirate's loot was called his "booty" until last summer (thanks Elizabeth).
12. People in general really intrigue me and I can people watch for hours.
13. I have a memory from when I was five years old that I still don't know if it really happened or if it was a dream.
14. I will not sit on a public toilet... even if it is covered with something. Squatting is the way to go.
What are some of your confessions? Leave a comment. (anyone can leave one, you don't have to sign in anymore)
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9 comments:
Yo yo contests, huh??? That is hilarious, I would have never guessed!
...and I thought I knew you so well!
Whatever Jen, I think we have laughed alot over the years!
When I hear a good song start to play on the radio, I have to hurry and flip through all of the other stations so i am 100% that I am listening to the best song at the time - which is silly because by the time I get back to the good song I wanted to hear, it is halfway over.
I like your confession Scott, at least someone did what I asked. That is a funny one too.
Hillary- what I meant is that it takes a lot for me to laugh at a joke or movie or political cartoon etc...my sense of humor seems to be different then a lot of peoples, but no matter what, a dog can always make me laugh. Goofing off with my family and friends is a different story.
I am not a shy person, but I am terrified of public speaking. I make myself completely sick about it, my hand shrivel up and I am going to die!!! and I think that is the way I will die someday, speaking in church or something!!!
I want to know why you were on national television...and you HAVE to tell me!!!
Jen I think I might spill the beans about your national television, and billboard!!! Every time I think about it...I can't help but laugh! Maybe Brad should be more embarrassed!!! I am thinking about "My Confessions" I'll get back to you!
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